Thank You for Calling

Hello, thank you for calling. Please wait and a representative will be with you shortly. Please remain on the line. Did you know that the more we stretch out this phone call, the more pissed off you will become? Just wait and see. Please continue to hold so we can continue to anger you. Your call is important to us. Our hold music is nothing other than Justin Bieber. We know how much adults like you love the Biebs. Please enjoy the music while your party is reached. Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line and we will be with you shortly. Do not try to press 0. It will not bring you to an operator and it will not help you skip the line. You are foolish to think that you can. We will disconnect your call if you try. I'm sorry, all our representatives are busy right now. Please remain on the line and your call will be answered in the order it was received. Did you know that our mission is to make you so angry that when we actually get on the phone to help you, you will forget your question? Please continue to hold. Did you know that your call really isn't important to us? I'm sorry, I didn't understand your response. I'm sorry, you have reached the maximum amount of attempts. This call will now end. Goodbye.